Following hot on the heels (well, several years after the heels) of Street Fighter: The Movie
, Fatal Fury
, Double Dragon
, Mortal Kombat
, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
, DOA: Dead Or Alive
and Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li
comes this latest slice of sure-to-be-hysterical gaming adaptation goodness: Tekken
. Oh yes.
Now, I haven't actually played this game series, so please do forgive me should I make any errors when trying to recap the MIND-BENDINGLY COMPLEX plot on offer here, but...Tekken
is about a scrawny white guy who wants to punch a beefy white guy in the face. Oh, and there's girls in hot pants. That's about all I can fathom. I'll be honest, I watched this trailer with the sound off and I'm fairly certain I didn't miss anything:
In case you missed anything, here's a few pictures for you to mull over while you try to decide exactly how much this is guaranteed to blow.