This would make quite an awesome April Fools' joke. This is not an April fools joke. And it is probably not awesome, depending on your own personal definition of that word. Jennifer Garner of Alias
and Affleck-affiliated fame, is to star as Agatha Christie's Miss Marple in Disney's screen adaptation of the detective stories.
Now, I like Jennifer Garner, I really do. I believe American rock recording artist and songwriter Rob Thomas said it best:
But this is quite nuts. This is Racebending.com levels of character "interpretation". In fact, I'm willing to bet that someone is parking on the domain name Agebending.com right now, or will be soon. Guys, this is Miss Marple:
This is Jennifer Garner: