Battleship Trailer

[dalmatianjaws]

Here at Movie-Moron I get a lot of flak for being too negative. Well, I'm tired of it. So, without further ado, I give you the bestest trailer for the greatestest movie ever, ever made: Battleship.

This moving picture is "directed" by Peter Berg and "stars" Taylor Kitsch (but really stars Liam Neeson). It also has special effects go boom boom pizazz real loud, lol, so awesome i like the movies.

*Editor's Note* This trailer actually broke our writer's brain. We apologize.

[dnwilliams]

Top Gun: Revenge of the Fallen

[Sheridan Passell]

The whole thing is ridiculous and I literally cringed when it went to the aerial shot where it looked like the board.


But dammit I know I'm going to end up watching this. Before most of the movies that get nominated for Oscars next year.

[dnwilliams]

But dammit I know I'm going to end up watching this. Before most of the movies that get nominated for Oscars next year.

But why?

[dalmatianjaws]

Sinner.

[Sheridan Passell]

Because...I will. Because that's what I do. I've seen Surrogates but I haven't seen The King's Speech.

[dnwilliams]

Dude.

[dalmatianjaws]

When Dnwilliams and I agree that something you're doing is wrong, it's time to listen.