Dreams You've Had That Involve Film Celebrities

[Sheridan Passell]

I had a dream last night that James Cameron was hassling me to join him at a gym, asking me which one I use (I don't). I was only really up for it, for some reason, if Peter Jackson would go too, but I couldn't get him on the phone.

[dnwilliams]

I hate your dream-self for not being pro-fat Jackson.

[Sheridan Passell]

He was thin in the dream, I knew him to be so even though I couldn't get hold of him. I was going to mention that but thought it would slow down the explanation.

[Sheridan Passell]

Last night I dreamt I was Simon Pegg and I worked for the Daily Mirror. I went with a dodgy journalist to interview Russell Crowe's surprisingly ordinary family. He spent a lot of time in Hollywood away from them. At the end of the interview he appeared and played the piano to entertain them, very well I might add, though there was an air of tension, like he might snap any minute. I (Simon Pegg) and the other journalist left, job done.

But then, for some reason, I decided to sneak back into Russell Crowe's family' house in the middle of the night. Big mistake. As I was looking for something in his bathroom, I don't know what, he appeared in his pyjamas, in full rage mode. He wasn't upset I'd broken into his house, rather because he'd been checking and I didn't have a good track record as a journalist and I wasn't fit to have conducted such an interview piece. He slammed me up against the wall and started throwing punches. I woke up startled.

[dalmatianjaws]

Amazing.

I don't have a celebrity dream coming to mind, but my friend had this great dream where she was walking out of her house and a huge dog starts chasing her. She manages to get into her car but when the dog gets to her it's changed into Alan Cumming. She drives away and he chases her on foot, super fast. She spots a cop car up ahead, pulls up and jumps out to safety. Alan Cumming runs up and they start to put him in handcuffs and he says, "WHAT?! I was just trying to rape her!?"

The cops think this over, then let him go.

[Sheridan Passell]

I don't think that was a dream?