James Bond - Chronic Alcoholic

[Sheridan Passell]

From Casino Royale.

[dalmatianjaws]

Hilarious video.

Also, re: your subject heading, only in Britain would the term alcoholic need the adjective "chronic" in front of it 

[Sheridan Passell]

That's true. I always get weird looks when I order a coke on a night out. That's Britain.

[David Hawk]

You order a coke on a night out? I hope you're the designated driver otherwise you'll have your English licence revoked sharpish my friend

[Sheridan Passell]

See, you even get peer group pressure in a forum.

[dnwilliams]

That's because your choice makes other people uncomfortable.

[Sheridan Passell]

Alcohol just makes me even less charming with women, and more often that not puts me to sleep.

[David Hawk]

Whatever the effect the men of this fine green land will stand by you shoulder to slumped shoulder. Slurring our words with you to the point of inducing laughter from all women within a 10 metre radius, alcohol, its what put the Great into Great Britain, well that and battering any other country into submission until they accepted us and then we plied them with....alcohol!

[dnwilliams]

Exactly Sheridan, no one wants your superior charm and lucidity around them when they're inebriated.

[Sheridan Passell]

My God I wish that was a problem people had to contend with.