Update

[Nicolas Cage]

Hi fans. Sorry I haven't been around for a moment or two. I was not saying hooray for the sounds of fucking silence, instead as you can see I've been dealing with a very serious issue :

http://nation.foxnews.com/nicolas-cage/2011/09/15/nicolas-cage-awoken-naked-man-fudgesicle

[dnwilliams]

Sounds traumatic.

[dalmatianjaws]

"A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack."

Holy shit.

[Nicolas Cage]

Thanks for the support. Say, does anybody else ever feel like painting their face with make-up to look like a skull, like some kind of Afro-Caribbean voodoo icon or New Orleanian voodoo icon and then getting very finely dressed, sort of like a skeleton?

[dnwilliams]

"A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack."

Holy shit.

Gotta keep them Fox readers informed.