Ben Stillers anticipated upcoming movie Tropic Thunder will be hitting theaters this August. To promote the movie further, as if Robert Downey Jr playing an African American soldier and Jack Black just being in it isn't enough (same for robert there), a fictional energy drink Booty Sweat featured in the film will be released sometime before the movies opening in theaters.
Two versions of the can will be released an urban version and a rural version. The difference is the urban can kicks the hick cans ass with this written on it:
"delicious and bump up struttin' energy drink that will pump up a brotha's ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo' metabolism up skippin' right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin' down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo' pimp pockets to burstin'. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin' straight game all night to the baby-dolls."
The rural can just says Booty Sweat. I think they can come up with something better though....im bored so here:
more delicious than the moon shine yer mamma makes, shoot up them possums and weasels with a mighty tasty drink that be boost'n up yer metabolism n' burn'n off all them road kill squirrels. Yeeehaw! Get the enrgy ya need to go back to the trailer park and make the woman feed yer 12 kids, then still be able to stay awake after the fishing channel late fer the lil' old lady.
If I could do that in less than 5 minutes they they can come up with something good..... at least better than that.
(i don't mean to offend rednecks, hicks or rural people, im tired, sick and bored so I don't care, i didn't care anyway but whatever im rambling....)
So if your planning on seeing Tropic Thunder be informed there will be quite a few people waving the can around smiling. I believe they will be available at Hot Topic, when i have yet to find out but i'll be sure to get a can so I can be pitchn' straight game all night long, although I could of coarse do that anyway, dont doubt me.... aint cool sonnnnn aint cool. sorry, its late.