Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes

[Sheridan Passell]

10. Shoot 'Em Up




Any other suggestions?

[Tyler Lovemark]

I think that one just about takes the cake.  Of course a toss in from Caligula is obligatory.  Other ones which come to mind being the threesome in American Psycho, one-legged wonder from Planet Terror, and the drunken mishap in Knocked Up.

[dalmatianjaws]

I vote for Enemy at the Gates and 300 (it's our last night together, love of my life. Now bend OVER!) and Office Space (dream sequence).

[HatoriHanzo88]

Dont forget that god awful scene in the matrix. My god what a tragedy.

Also the sex scene in the Omen 3 was petty horrendus.

hmmm what others are there... -becomes aroused-

[Sheridan Passell]

Michael Douglas french kissing Kim Basinger in The Sentinal was the most disgusting love scene I've been witness to.

[Mahmoud El-Azzeh]

I thought that girl from Saved by the Bell and Kyle McLachlan was pretty funny in Show Girls....

[The Movie Whore]

All time great attempted rape scene. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Alan Rickman and Mary Elizabeth Masterantoinio or however you spell her name. It was the funniest damn scene in the movie.

[Angel Orona]

I have to go with 9 1/2 WEEKS.  While most people like to bring some food into their sex the scene between Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger was just plain damn silly.  And as they continued making a bigger and bigger mess on the kitchen floor I started channeling my mother, asking "Who's gonna clean that up now?"

You could also go with any given moment in BODY OF EVIDENCE between Madonna and Willem Dafoe (Ewwwww!)

[David Hawk]

Basic Instinct 2, seeing Sharon Stone thrash about nekked with men young enough to be her bell boy is not good.

[Sheridan Passell]

I can't believe I started working on this list 9 MONTHS AGO.

Here's the finished article -
http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=2969