Discussion Topic: Is Jason Voorhees a Zombie?

[dalmatianjaws]

Did he die as a kid? Is that where he gets his super abilities? If so, why hasn't he decomposed?

[Sheridan Passell]

You're assuming a series written by idiots was in some way calculated or thought out in any way.

The way I see it, Jason was real up until the end of part 4. The boy in the lake was a dream after all. Kinda. He'd been living in a shack in the woods.

After the end of part 4, when I believe Corey Feldman bashes his head in, Jason had to become a zombie in order for the series to continue. He also was sometimes an evil spirit that jumped from person to person - basically, any old trash that popped into the writers' heads.

[Valley Horror Productions]

alright my fellow fans...


jason is a supernatual thing....


zombie? not likely.
as far as this remake going on...
i think the producers (no offense) but they're kinda ruining this remake
im not to judge but ill stick with the oringinal.
but im more than sure this remake will come out good and...please!

STICK TO THE STORY LINE!!!

usually producers focus on the sequel to that movie and lure the audience to another story...

till then my out...

FEARMAKER_09

[Sheridan Passell]

Hey Fearmaker, I wrote an article on the plot to the new one here. Basically they are taking the key events from the first three movies and combining them in one. It seems fairly faithful, from what I've read so far.

[Gremmi]

I pitched New Line a new Friday 13th movie and it was AWESOME.

Basically, the remains of Jason Vorhees from the end of Jason X are drifting through space, and fall through a wormhole and end up back in the Cretaceous Era, so Jason starts killing dinosaurs and shit. BUT THEN another wormhole opens and the nanomachines pour out all over the dead dinosaurs, but because there's no metal they use bits of rock instead, so you've got like, half-rock, half-dinosaur things vs Jason, BUT THEN another wormhole opens and some pirates come through, and they get fucked up by the rockosaurs and Jason, but then an asteroid lands on them and everyone dies, BUT THEN the nanomachines reassemble everything so you've got a Pirate JasonDinosaur also with bits of asteroid stuck in him, that prolly has some alien shit or whatever, I dunno. BUT THEN another wormhole opens and out come some androids and some ninjas, and this is the moment when they told me my pitch was over and that I was being escorted from the building.

[Sheridan Passell]

Sorry to tell you this, but that's the plot of Jane Campion's new film.

[dalmatianjaws]

Thanks for giving it away, I'm only on episode 2!

[Sheridan Passell]

By the time you get to the end of part ten you won't care where Jason is.

[T.ROSS PRODUCTIONS]

I pitched New Line a new Friday 13th movie and it was AWESOME.

Basically, the remains of Jason Vorhees from the end of Jason X are drifting through space, and fall through a wormhole and end up back in the Cretaceous Era, so Jason starts killing dinosaurs and shit. BUT THEN another wormhole opens and the nanomachines pour out all over the dead dinosaurs, but because there's no metal they use bits of rock instead, so you've got like, half-rock, half-dinosaur things vs Jason, BUT THEN another wormhole opens and some pirates come through, and they get fucked up by the rockosaurs and Jason, but then an asteroid lands on them and everyone dies, BUT THEN the nanomachines reassemble everything so you've got a Pirate JasonDinosaur also with bits of asteroid stuck in him, that prolly has some alien shit or whatever, I dunno. BUT THEN another wormhole opens and out come some androids and some ninjas, and this is the moment when they told me my pitch was over and that I was being escorted from the building.

DUDE THIS WAS AWESOME! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

Let me finish it for you......  Then another wormhole opens and George W. Bush comes out and breathes fire over every living thing, plus the earth and the world is destroyed!

-T.ROSS PRODUCTIONS