What's The Biggest Insult You've Ever Had?

[Sheridan Passell]

So I was out last night celebrating my birthday. Feeling good. Then as I left one nightclub, the doorman said to me "See you later good looking" and roared with laughter.


What's the most you've ever been insulted?

[Tyler Lovemark]

Interestingly enough, yesterday this homeless guy asserted that I was ugly.  Not insulting in the least, but odd considering the haggard source.  I can't think of the worse I've been insulted, but I do know what the meanest thing I ever did was.

In like sixth grade or something, a bunch of us at the lunch table all made a plan that we would stand up and leave as soon as this one kid sat down.  Now, this kid was our friend, but he was the obligatory loser-friend that nobody really likes that much.  So sure enough, once he sat down, we all got up and left the cafeteria.  We didn't laugh, or say anything, we just left.  Now I have more manners and only do stuff like that behind their backs.

[Sheridan Passell]

That's classic.

[ad4m22]

I used to have very long hair that hung down behind my ears. I also used to work on the till at Tesco.

One day this dad is leading his daughter up to my till when she turns to him and says, at full volume,

"DAD, THAT'S NOT A LADY THAT'S A MAN!"

My hair was cut soon after that.

[Robert King AKA FrostedPeggs]

I would have said something to them. Did you?